January 2012
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I will never understand why
I actually enjoy the taste of Bud Light.
Normal people don’t like this shit. But, I’m far from normal.
Happy New Year’s Eve, folks.
December 2011
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I feel weird about New Year's Eve this year.
And I’m not entirely sure why. Last year I was super excited to drink for New Year’s Eve, but that’s not the case this year. I think what’s bothering me is that I’m only drinking because I’m expected to drink. It’s just “what you do” on December 31st.
Well, what if I don’t want to fucking drink on December 31st because I have to work at...
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I got one of these babies for Christmas
So basically, my apartment will never have ice again.
wristwatchesareneat asked: I saw you started reading House of Leaves. Good luck.
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Tonight is the night.
Bath robe. Post-work hat-smooshed hair. House of Leaves. Sooo excited that it came in the mail today! I’m probably going to regret reading this while both my roommates are out of town. I’m such a scaredy cat. But oh well. Let’s do this.
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It's random old picture time.
Sorry, tumblr. I’m bored.
Weird.
So this doesn’t make sense, but it never fails. The day after Demetrius comes over I always have something bruised or in pain. Nothing that should be bruised/in pain, either! And it’s not like he beats me ahaha. Last time, it was my arms. It felt like I had worked them at the gym for hours. Today, it’s my chest. Wtf. I have never had my sternum area feel bruised before.
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I'll make it, I swear: I'm so over it →
theheartsfire:
Panera has some awesome people, but I’m just done. There are a few people I can’t stand and the customers are crap and the job is just stressful. Uh, no thanks. The only thing that stops me from quitting here and now are the few people whose company I DO enjoy and the flexibility of the hours. I…
AMEN. #paneraproblems
How to sound more sophisticated by changing one... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
LOL → LQL
Laughing Out Loud? Psh.
Laughing Quite Loudly.
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I have an important rule by which I abide.
Every new piece of clothing that needs a home in my wardrobe must kick out a current resident. Since Mom and I hit up the clearance racks for my Christmas clothes, I removed about 10 things from my closet. And I took out all the jeans that are too big for me now. Then I went to Old Navy today and kinda splurged on their 75% off sale ($100 worth of clothes, for $25 whatwhat!). So, I have even more...
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If I don't get my rose tattoo soon, I'm going to...
Because I know you care, tumblr.
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Now playing:
Hey, hey now we’re almost home. I’m missing you to death, missing you to death. Hey, hey we’re not far from home. I’ll swallow my pride and push back my seat tonight.
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There's always that one person from whom you...
Wahhh I don’t know what to do :(.
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How have I made it 2.5 years through college and
not received a dick pic? We do this thing at Panera where if you send some girl a dick pic, the entire store will eventually see it ahaha. But I just realized I have never showed one to the store. Welp, looks like some dude is about to send me one for no reason omg. 2.5 years and this has never happened. How. I think I’m a little behind lol.
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I feel like in the next 24 hours, I'ma make some...
But oh well. Such is life. Better to make a lot of bad decisions in college than when I’m in the real world, right?
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"I came out swingin' from a [West Virginia]...
Love this song. Unfortunately, “West Virginia” doesn’t sound as good as “South Philly” does.